Didn’t the Marx Brothers do a skit about this?

You know what has great sounding electric traction motors?

Those turbines will injest anything within 15 feet that isn’t nailed down. Clipboards, cones, luggage, ...Janet.

Maybe the APU was operational when the wheels came up.

Too late.

There is a reason a standard bed is 8 feet long. So is a sheet of anything you ever build with.

You’re just wrong.

if you happen to be shopping for a new stove, you might want to consider electric or induction ranges.

Most. For some reason they keep putting kitchens in the middle of the floorplan. They put one of those microwaves above it with the fan, but that just blows everything upward. There is usually a separate exterior vent that also has to be turned on.

What’s that sound?

No enemies detected!

The battery only need be warm to be efficient for charge or discharge.

How do you not understand that Wyoming, Montana, Canada, and South Dakota are colder and less EV friendly than Norway?

Norway gets cold enough to snow, sure. Not as cold as Wyoming and nothing at all like South Dakota.

When you park somewhere without shore power?

This self-ownage is too good to pass up.

When does Musk get charged with fraud?

It’s funny how people in cold states don’t like EVs.

You’d have to give it back to Maryland and Virginia.  They only let the Union borrow the land.

Automatic transmission.