Didn’t the Marx Brothers do a skit about this?

You know what has great sounding electric traction motors?

Those turbines will injest anything within 15 feet that isn’t nailed down. Clipboards, cones, luggage, ...Janet.

Maybe the APU was operational when the wheels came up.

Too late.

There is a reason a standard bed is 8 feet long. So is a sheet of anything you ever build with.

Put that gas line to a better parallel use: backup generator. 

You’re just wrong.

if you happen to be shopping for a new stove, you might want to consider electric or induction ranges.

Most. For some reason they keep putting kitchens in the middle of the floorplan. They put one of those microwaves above it with the fan, but that just blows everything upward. There is usually a separate exterior vent that also has to be turned on.

What’s that sound?

No enemies detected!

Won’t Farmville solve World Peace by ending World Hunger?

The battery only need be warm to be efficient for charge or discharge.

The NG (or propane) running the genset will absolutely keep your well pump and refrigerator running.

How do you not understand that Wyoming, Montana, Canada, and South Dakota are colder and less EV friendly than Norway?

That line was about boiling water soaking into grits. Which would happen at the same rate no matter how the water is boiled (limit of 212F @ 1atm).

So... use gas (or gasoline)?

Norway gets cold enough to snow, sure. Not as cold as Wyoming and nothing at all like South Dakota.

But how do you light an induction range when the electricity is out?