under 2 minutes, you say? Why take so long?

I couldn’t get a wood stove when I bought my house...  so the only other option was gas.  Coal is too nasty to cook on.

When you park somewhere without shore power?

This self-ownage is too good to pass up.

“Oh no! They’re onto us and ditching the subscriptions. Jack up the prices and promise a higher grade of impossible.”

When does Musk get charged with fraud?

It’s funny how people in cold states don’t like EVs.

You’d have to give it back to Maryland and Virginia.  They only let the Union borrow the land.

Automatic transmission.

Were we not supposed to feed empoverished people their own children?

so... clouds are bad and droughts are bad.

I’m fighting this currently.

The sun changes constantly.

So their model turned out to track with the observable climate for the past 40 years...

They need to turn these into bars or restaurants.

Women tend to cling to assholes though.

The monorail makes only 4 stops anywhere near somewhere.

The thing with Vegas is they don’t want you to move around.  Once you’re inside a resort/hotel/casino, they want to keep you there.  Maybe give you an easy path to another place under the same ubmrella, but Bally’s couldn’t care less if you find it difficult to get to the MGM.

“Why does counting go on forever?”