Automatic transmission.

Were we not supposed to feed empoverished people their own children?

so... clouds are bad and droughts are bad.

I’m fighting this currently.

They need to turn these into bars or restaurants.

Women tend to cling to assholes though.

The monorail makes only 4 stops anywhere near somewhere.

The thing with Vegas is they don’t want you to move around.  Once you’re inside a resort/hotel/casino, they want to keep you there.  Maybe give you an easy path to another place under the same ubmrella, but Bally’s couldn’t care less if you find it difficult to get to the MGM.

“Why does counting go on forever?”

I’d rather found a company that allows many many more people to protect themselves from tyrany.

millimeters say hi.

So how much is $40G?

Pro-Tip:

Do you want a Winchester Mystery House?

Did you inform HR?

Now I’m mesmerized at your managing to muddle most.

I’d like to image you just introduced 10,000 people to XKCD.

I knew this...

No full sized pickups or SUVs.

Turn it around and you have Johnny Depp in Pirates. Find a way to constantly tell the truth in a way to convince everyone you’re lying.