Spoiler alert:  It’s not.

yep! Gas has a continuously variable range from high to low.

Slab houses don’t have crawlspaces.

Letting water circulate moves heat from the ground (fairly steady all year) into your pipes. Unless you’re far below zero, this will prevent the water in the circulating pipe from freezing.

It’s kind of a catchy jingle:

They do...kind of. MS Office has shifted to cloud computing. It’ll work on whichever OS your local system runs.

I feel like they’ll run whichever OS the Millineals install.

In the age when you can buy a brand new laptop for barely over $100, there is little excuse to be using expired versions of Windows in the first place.

Yes, that’s the point. You could make them sing.

Not if pitch and RPM changed together in sync. The only thing that would change is their sound.

So...  we’re giving the cancer cancer?

What if the fans change pitch and RPM with the piano output?

A treadmill with paddles.

But I think you are correct because who in their right mind invests their life savings or at least thousands of dollars in crypto? And then not withdraw it and keep it on a hardware or paper wallet in your possession?

No love for the Blues Brothers dropping a car from a helicopter in the middle of Chicago?

So we found a use for the DONK!

Read more here on how to tell if a too-good-to-be-true email really is.

Just think about all the ones they didn’t catch.

How much for the felony in the basement?