Alright, I’ll condede that.

Yep.

Then again, maybe it was just to shut the hat up.

Who wears a belt on a hat?

On the other hand, the heat from incandescent lights can prevent icicles from falling on your head and killing you.

Yep, pluses and dots. Been using them for years. I get annoyed when a service doesn’t allow the plus, but they all allow dots.

I take it you didn’t graduate and simply went to college because, “That’s what you do after high school.”

So...

These states (plus D.C.) had caught the fewest drunk drivers:

Where my loan stands: Zero balance. I paid it off.

• Number Munchers

Why weren’t the fighters at a different altitude from the bombers?

Just not during dove season.

“Average person” and “average IQ” are two different things.

24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That’s all the time there is!

sudo echo “don’t be dumb”

Less than half are smarter than average.

Is that a girl or a puppy?  what a snout!