Those checkboxes:

That “aftermarket CAI” appears to be the Ford Performance Power-Pack 3. Includes the GT350 intake manifold (the stock 5.0 engine cover is gone, and those black intake runners suggest GT350), GT350 throttle body, and a custom tune.

Did Q make the Marauders’ Map?

Can’t go for a walk.  Shoes are charging...

https://jalopnik.com/pilot-rescued-from-crashed-plane-mere-seconds-before-it-1848331380

First you have to code for traffic.

That seems like the CC is giving away the truck, not the dealership.  It’s reasonable to think that if an ace occurs, the CC would purchase the pickup for the winner.

Want more people to see your tweets, dating profile, or that old video game you’re trying to sell?

ah. yeah I forgot the spoof requirement. Still one of the best though.

Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace was good, but Homer Cubed should be listed as well.

1) encosed space... fire is a recent discovery... CO? WTF is CO?!

I hope there are no shower drains in space.

There needs to be a specific term for technology that sets out to solve problems that don’t exist.

3 dimensions can be represented in 2d space, but that representation cannot be observed without looking at it through the 3rd dimension. Think about a representation of a cube drawn on a sheet of paper. It’s really just a square and two obtuse trapezoids, but it looks the same as a cube observed with a 2d imaging…

Looks like I need to start cooking over my gas fireplace to avoid the stove.

1970's carpet has nothing to do with it!

Title said “bonk” not “boink”.

Is Leno selling cars?