https://jalopnik.com/pilot-rescued-from-crashed-plane-mere-seconds-before-it-1848331380

First you have to code for traffic.

That seems like the CC is giving away the truck, not the dealership.  It’s reasonable to think that if an ace occurs, the CC would purchase the pickup for the winner.

ah. yeah I forgot the spoof requirement. Still one of the best though.

Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace was good, but Homer Cubed should be listed as well.

There needs to be a specific term for technology that sets out to solve problems that don’t exist.

3 dimensions can be represented in 2d space, but that representation cannot be observed without looking at it through the 3rd dimension. Think about a representation of a cube drawn on a sheet of paper. It’s really just a square and two obtuse trapezoids, but it looks the same as a cube observed with a 2d imaging…

Is Leno selling cars?

Establishments that can continue to operate without a liquor license tend to be a little more relaxed with the rules. A bar/club gets its license pulled and that’s ususally the end of that establishment.

If by agree, you mean you are also against life-ruining punishment for victimless “crime”...  sure.

Since the truck is a dual-mode vehicle and the trailer is rail-only, that port-a-john is “the facilities” for remote track maintenance.

Yep, now everyone’s physiology is identical. Not knowing how alcohol affects your patient, and having observed 0.1 in many different people, I’d say it’s impossible to tell.

So does responsibility attribution.

If they arrive at their destination without incident, how do you call it “unsafe”?

They missed a huge opportunity using lemons...

That’s bad data.

There are a ton of time travelers on TikTok, and every one of them is really from the future and every prediction they make will definitely come true.

And don’t let moose lick your car.

Aim for the front of the deer.

Sleepy is worse than drunk, but where is the call for lynching anyone who drives tired?