This is the reboot: Planes, Trains, and Pedestrians.

They are called elevators because they control the pitch of the aircraft.  They don’t “elevate the aircraft.”  They elevate the pitch of the aircraft.

S-10?   ...or Isuzu Hombre?

So you want to punish someone for...   <checks notes>  ... making it safely to their destination?

There’s a show I haven’t thought of in decades.

conversely:

Only if you’re warm blooded and aerobic.

Sharks are easy to outrun, as they don’t have legs.

There’s really only one way to clean up the micrometeroids in space...

The Photograph is Goldberg’s artistic interpretation of an image of Prince.

This is the most elaborate and unecessary way I’ve ever seen Pascal’s Wager explained.

Next, lets put a horse on a treadmill that runs a generator, and tow it behind the car.

If everyone is going the same velocity a collision physically cannot happen.

Or detuning the cars to not exceed their limit more than a bit.

Is it life?

Speed doesn’t cause collisions.

Does three two-cylinder steam engines under one boiler count as a six-lunger?

Also this MAN. Large engines are just fun.

Is it too late to add a Detroit 6-71?

How is Arkansas not on this list?