40 mpg isn’t looking too bad these days.

Really? I thought, “This womb won’t be open ‘till your brothers or your sisters come,” made it quite obvious.

They played a song about having a child at your junior prom?

Those add weight.

Would it be so difficult to put high speed strobes on helicopters that flash every 350 degrees of the rotor?

Get rid of a pesky relative for $58? WHAT A DEAL!!

No, officer. I wasn’t driving drunk. I let go of the wheel and took my feet off the pedals.

So you want an LTD?

A quick search says you need 1-ton of refrigeration for every 1,000 sq. ft. of house. (yes, windows and vaulted ceilings will change this.)

6.0L, huh?

Why is your charging efficiency being cut in half when the speed is cut in half? That would actually help the EV case, but you don’t explain the drop to 45% at 45kW. I also seriously doubt the efficiency is either constant or linear. It’ll obviously change with temperature (being a chemical reaction and all), but T is…

Blossom was a pretty good show.

Forget the rules of chess.  This seems like it breaks the First Law of Robotics.

A foolproof plan to recover the bitcoin would be to just try every key possible.

This art isn’t like an Andy Warhol knockoff with a Bored Ape on it...  is it?

Is that a DRW C&C with a suburban body?