Don’t leave gaps for oncoming traffic to turn left through.  ESPECIALLY if only one lane is backed up.  Without fail, a car will turn left through traffic (which is already illegal) and get t-boned by the lane that’s still moving.

It’s not a race.

Does that mean I have to find a spouse?

Plot twist:

bitter-baugh

Projection would have worked just fine, and not been incorrect.

A bit further than that in mine. Maybe you should start buying Texas T Parts?

Does Amazon Prime at least have the correct soundtrack? I tried watching Scrubs on both Netflix and Hulu, but when they replaced Dreaming of You with some tango, I had to quit.

There are a few TX to AK trips to be taken in a Model T for anyone who so wishes. Happens en masse once or twice a decade.

This is what happens when an uncontrollable objects meets an unstoppable force.

I was thinking push mower...  2-7 HP.

incredible.

Yes.  You end up with people misinterpreting writings that form the cornerstone of government from only 250 years prior.

First words mean what the majority of the people using them think they mean, as such their definition often changes over time.

That’s not even a camp axe.

I want to put this on a lawnmower.

So...  are test drives just gone?  Enterprise, maybe?

Yes! Let’s turn over control of dangerous vehicles to a computer with no sense of self-preservation.

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