even though she was a college graduate, she was too young for me.

Vote Democrat.

They make pills for that.

If their goal was to switch an entire crew, they could have accomplished this with three pilots at the fewest. Two pilots in one plane, one in the other. While Pilot A2 controls Aircraft A, Pilot A1 moves to aircraft B and takes the controls, Pilot B then moves to Aircraft A and takes over, then Pilot A2 moves to…

...launching the child out of a cannon.

How did you end up assembling Leia’s blaster backward?

You can also just send them a text.  Any notification seems to kill my alarm.

Settings -> Notifications -> Amber Alert <off>

Vent Windows.

single-plate state FTW!

I think it got amended to, “Drive free and die”

Because it’s a bogus measurement.  Ever use mouthwash before you start your car?

They didn’t cross the line because they were drunk.  They crossed the line because they were asleep.

How to never sell another new car in one easy step:

Once a UFO is IDed it becomes a simple FO.

So... Cheers in space?

Towns Van Zandt explicitly said, “...They only let him go so wrong.” Then the Highwaymen screwed it up.

As a person with a name nobody can say...

Landing is really just a very well thought out crash.

Legally transporting a firearm is not probable cause.