Oh, the humanity...

Hill parking: Always turn your wheels so the front of the vehicle will turn into the curb. Should your parking brake (or transmission on an automatic) fail the vehicle will roll as far as the curb and stop.

That’s where I developed my drinking problem.

Looks stolen.

I once took driver’s ed.

‘twas a reply to the original:

It doesn’t.  But it also doesn’t mean anything criminal happened because he was not licensed to drive on public streets.  ...he wasn’t on a public street.

I’d say those anachronisms have kept their meaning though.

Is “press time” still a thing even though presses aren’t used anymore and articles can be edited after distribution?

Don’t need a license to drive on private property.

Why fly when you can...

Yep, electric ranges have only two settings: On and Off.

It’s nice to be able to cook when the electricity is out.

There’s a huge sale at Hobby Lobby.  Seems like everything is marked down.

The Wonder Years was That 60's show.

To an outside observer, sure.

I have already not played this game for 10 years in a row.