If tightening a screw makes it looser, that’s too much torque.

Can’t they just be re-branded as “heat lamps”?

This would be a bad thing if the hardware never changed.

Don’t be afraid of slideshows...

I put a Wisconsin VH4D in a Radio Flier...

I’d like to make “Never Twittered” trend, but alas...

The concept of “nothing” is a thing in itself. Imagining “nothing” is still imagining.

It’ll be just like before you were born.  Remember that?

#1 seems like a good reason to be a loner.

The problem is, a person cannot imagine “nothing”.

I still think it should be illegal to cross while the bus is still present.

It’s more like those pneumatic tubes at the bank.  The vehicle creates the seal.

Also...

Now Tennesseans can be a deadbeat “parent” to somebody else’s children, too!

The key is, they didn’t provide their own video evidence of their crimes.

Also, “collection of footage.”

This man has no idea how long a year is.

They forgot to consult their facist checkers.