I once left a 9/16" socket on the fender of a Kawasaki Mule before driving it across an uncut hay field.

I have a dependable 2001 Ford Explorer that will start and keep going until you get a newer one.

contact me between 8:00am and 2005

It’s not just the spacebar. You can hold pretty much anywhere on the typing area or keyboard to reposition the cursor.

stretch the vowels out and double/triple up on letters whenever you can. (makes greys slower)

I still have some tokens for the TILT arcade that used to be in the local mall.  Maybe I can use them at the (checks notes) ... American Eagle that’s there now.

The good news is, if the plane you’re on crashes you’ll either 1)survive, or 2)not know it crashed.

That’ll buff out.

50-state emission package in 1995?

This was actually Cunningham’s Conjecture.

So he’s using this as a way to get people to visit his dealership...

The Iowas and South Dakotas are both majestic and awe inspiring pieces of machinery. The South Dakotas never got the upgrades that the Iowas did, so they still have their WWII feel while the Iowas had lots of changes by the 90's when they were decomissioned. Seeing lenolium tile, plastic chairs, and suspended ceilings…

Are there really any profiles in online dating that are both 1) at the least minimally attractive and 2) not soliciting?

“Yep, this car has been owned before.”

2 Hancock 2 Hitch

Fighting from the ground is okay on canvas.  You don’t want to fight from the ground IRL.  The ground is unforgiving.  It’d be like trying to rope-a-dope against a brick wall.

...for now.

If you arrived at the station with a 90% full tank, you could still get fuel, no?

House Barge.

It’s a time machine traveling through space.