It’s a crossroads AND a river crossing.

y = mx+b : where m<0.

why just the 2.0L turbo 4s?  make everything modular!

Yes

“One ate one,” even.

I mean... it’s Las Vegas.

I’m just about to make my 72nd payment at 2.5%

Never been to LaGrange, huh?

I can stay in the same gear much faster than an automatic can.

In every automatic I’ve ever driven.  Usually when approaching a hill.  Darn thing thinks it wants to be in overdrive, but can’t see what’s in front of it.  The remedy?  Shift out of overdrive manually.

A manual transmission does not shift when the operator doesn’t want it to.

Boaty gon’ floaty.

The railroad taught me.  Although, lighthouses were a close second.

Nothing a little safety wire can’t fix.

Sleeper upgrades:

If I ever get exploded I hope time slows enough that I can enjoy the beauty of the det cord.

somebody slashed the tires halfway through.

Sounds like a fun mixer.

use self-drill/self-tap screws

The assumption that I was putting anything on the dealership.