She wasn't my best friend, and I wasn't hers, but we were friends, I loved her so much, and she left 5 years ago this week, and your comment is so well timed. She is ALWAYS with me, and I think about her almost every day. For me, it wasn't a necklace that got me through, it was a friend of her family validating my…

Seriously. I don't believe in any sort of afterlife signs but if a woman feels comforted from a potato who gives a flying fuck? My grandmother used to sit outside and talk to my grandfather's car after he died. Now THAT was hurting me because I'd have to wait hours for her to be done so I could sneak off with it to…

“Sex: Pull out your cock and put her hand on it. Remember, she is letting you do this because you have established yourself as a LEADER. Don’t ask for permission, GRAB HER HAND, and put it right on your dick.”