Wish I could promote this out of the greys, because you're 100% right. I would bet fifty bucks that the line Angela quotes nastily ("If you call this number and tell them what happened, I'm sure they can help you out") was in fact a huge, flashing I'm not able to give you something for free. If you call this number…

Chances are, the coupon that Jen was giving Angela was a special coupon reserved purely for angry customers, whose rage cannot be sated by mere logic or apologies. So Angela very likely did NOT have this coupon.

The way Limited Brands works, employees are instructed to ask super angry customers to call the 1-800…

The crab bucket really is such an underrated fine dining accessory.

Yay, thank you for representing MD so accurately! Crab Pretzel for life!

My garlic peeler (I don't bother to cut the ends). Funny enough, this is the exact one that I own.

This may be a little inside-RHONJ, but I wonder how long it will take Amber to call Teresa fake crying today?

So what exactly happens when they can't pay their creditors?

This was horrible. I mean these fans were having a good time minding their own business, when all of a sudden a bunch of strangers barge in invading their space, trying to force their beliefs on them, calling them names and leaving the fans feeling totally denigrated and completely attacked.... wait...

I'm sure it wasn't corruption corruption, cos his body has a way of shutting that thing down.

As someone of faith (I know, it's rare. It's a freaking Jesus unicorn) I have to say I'm SO ecstatic to see Driscoll forced out. This guy was an embarrassment and incredibly dangerous to so many people that crossed his path. Good on Acts 29 for removing him.

It makes perfect sense, because man hatred runs through the feminist subculture and anybody with eyeballs can see it.

I have a tattoo of Larry David. It's his head on an ant body. I call it "Larry David the piss ant".

Don't worry, sir. A cop heard about this YMCA mix-up and is on his way to assist. He's bringing back-up.

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

I'm calling straight up bullshit on your understanding of what click-bait actually is.

Calm down guys. He thought he was Jewish in the 2nd grade!

I had seen this parody on American Dad way back - would've been way funnier had I known the source. OMG, I can totally picture them rooting each other on and giving helpful choreography tips during "rehearsals."

I was the token black girl in 1998, so... I know all Scary's verses.