Wow…methinks the author suffered some prolapse-level butthurt by the "mockery and subversion" group of friends.

Mmm, no. They absolutely do deserve our hatred. The prequels were absolute garbage. Only Episode 3 was enjoyable.

…and also dress up in slave leia outfit, repainted red and black, with obnoxiously long pigtails in her hair.

The midichlorians are getting their own animated series. They'll even have an Ewokish theme song.

I used to think that when Vader was taunting Luke int he final battle of Return of the Jedi, that Luke was turning to the dark side. I thought this, because he was standing in the shadows hiding from Vader, and he's making cry face. I used to think "Oh no, he has dark side on him!"

My friend, just go to the bathroom, get some Preparation H, use it, come back, and laugh a little. It's all in good fun.