Yeah, he made it look easy. But the left fielder bungled finding the ball. He had lots of time. Beating out a double play ball would be a lot more common if the umpires had slo-mo available on every play. They make that “out” call as just a matter of course.

Yeah, I’m with you. They’d be better off just sticking with automatics and abusing them the way those prone to hooning do. All this macho “shifting” when there is nobody on set who can drive a stick is laughable.

I’d hate to be just starting out now, though my first years out of school were harbingers of the “gig economy” to come. Part time jobs, contract work, intermittent pay. As a lot of people and you point out, “emergency fund” is the first thing you need to tuck away. I always called it “fuck you money,” a means of…

Your choice of opening blurbs is odd, as Hillsdale College is a widely-known right wing “safe space” where dipshits like Michael Medved and Bernie Goldberg float their culture war trial balloons, as they plan their latest books preying on the semi-literate. Naturally, somebody speaking there would avoid Trump. Other…

Yeah, as long as New York media and publishing are one big mazel tov circle jerk, there’ll always be space for Jewish 20somethings to navel gaze as if they’re the first to perceive a belly button. ‘Merica!

Wait, she texts.ignores and then ditches with extreme prejudice and is plainly a self-absorbed ditz, and everybody here is piling on him? “Dork discovers what it means to date a self-absorbed brat and sues” might have been a more accurate headline. “Bitch,” if you must Gizmodo-it.

News flash —- “Good News” is the show that really brings the pain in this lineup. Ugh.

So, she was shrill and brusque and judging you on your attire. Your piece has no punch, teases scandal it doesn’t deliver and has the weakest punchline ever. Let’s hear from Bill O’Reilly’s staff.

He will be in prison. As an unnamed CIA source said back in Feb., “He’s going to die in prison.”

#lockHIMup

Hey, where’s Register’s photo? (Can’t find one, at first glance, myself). I need to be able to recognize him when he’s rehired for BFE, Fl, which is where every fired cop ends up.

Hey, where’s Register’s photo? (Can’t find one, at first glance, myself). I need to be able to recognize him when he’s rehired for BFE, Fl, which is where every fired cop ends up.

There was lots of “walk you through Obamacare” assistance, even in the most hellish corners of Red State America. He, you and I had access to that help. He gambled, like many of us, and lost.  “Never very good with paperwork” is the money quote there. It’s never been easy for a freelancer to get on it. But it’s far,…

“Whose.” Not “Who’s.” Unless, of course, you aspire to TV writing.

Michael Lang was 25 when he produced Woodstock. Everything under the sun went sideways, he was headed towards losing his shirt. But because his heart was pure, he took the hit, improvised a weekend of peace, love and music, and let most people in for free. Different time, different “25" and different “Not all about…

Nice attempt to nail what sounds like Jell-O to what should be a wall. Rather like what much of America, and the media, are straining to do with Trump. Hard to pin down someone and a book on their “thinking” that’s so slippery, opportunistic, ADHD and amoral that they don’t acknowledge their own contradictions or…

Granted. But then, Jeff was funny. Faith was trying ever-so-hard, interjecting willy nilly. Like Alonzo Bowden, anxious to be invited back. Too anxious. Annoying. In need of being interrupted.

His behavior was obvious, from early on. He interrupts, browbeats, shouts. If you’re on set, he towers over you, not just by natural height either. His mike is turned up higher so he never ever loses a shouting match (Hellooooo Howard Stern.). Virtually no one not a fellow traveler comes off looking good after an…

Not every march has to be about you, dear. It made for an odd “big tent” experience, but my invitation was no more hand-delivered than yours. About two-thirds of the myopic check-boxes you listed above showed up at the Orlando march. Not in huge numbers, but if you’re going to take the country back from racists, a lot…

Can’t credit the original Times expose for chasing him. It was their relentless, haranguing follow-ups with every advertiser — “Why are you still supporting this show?” — that kept the story alive and made Fox dump him. He earned it, nobody deserves it more, but they had to be willing to cross that line to make him…