Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

You’re right. And yet, all reality shows of this type, gay or straight, pretty much feature uniformly awful people—production companies go out of their way to find these kind of people, so it’s not an accident.

Maybe he can trick them into thinking he’s Newt Gingrich.

“Free blowjobs for everybody, even the women-folk!”

Dude, you are now going to get a million replies where cyclists comment on the number of times vehicle drivers have failed to obey the rules of the road. Maybe it’s not as one-sided as you make it out to be, and everyone can learn to share the road and drive defensively.

Thanks, Tom! I do love videos featuring a big black duck.

Because, with the agreement of the NFLPA, it is in the player’s self-interest to allow the league to operate this way. If Football had baseball-like contracts, do you honestly think anyone would get big contracts with the injury and fail/drop-off rates in the NFL (except for QBs and even they would take some financial…

The main thing is the salary cap penalties, depending on the structure of the contract. The signing bonus is prorated throughout the length of the contract for salary cap purposes (i.e., a $50 mil bonus on a 5 year contract counts $10 mil/year against the salary cap). If a player is cut, the remaining portion of their…

I understand that but it doesn’t at all address the systemic problem of the NFL running an incredibly unsafe sports league while simultaneously chewing up and spitting players out at will with no repercussions.

This is a shit answer. You’re just deflecting to the agents. The teams are still writing these contracts and it’s almost all players, not just Kaepernick who can be cut without consequence.

How in the ever living fuck is it legal for the NFL to create one-way contracts like this? What prevents a team from just giving max years on every contract and cutting people at will?

Oh shut the fuck up. “I just really hate American soccer culture” is quite possibly the most insufferable thing I’ve ever read.

Awesome. Now we just need 10 more.

Agreed. Leto is a tool, but on this charge he isn’t guilty: he didn’t say this to put down Taylor Swift. They were considering her music as potential inspiration in the never-ending hit-making quest (as stories on this have noted many times, girl does make hits, whatever one may think of their merit), and he…

Requiem for a Dweeb

They get reimbursed through the valuable educators that a good football team brings to the...hahaha oh god sorry I can’t finish that bullshit line!

Funny that when they turn a profit they don’t reimburse students, though.

What’s your point? Given the climate in the country - non-stop shootings of unarmed black men by police, an openly racist presidential candidate, and increasingly frequent public displays of racism - why wouldn’t these kids want to protest what happened at their campus? It’s an expression that they’re not going to…

good, usually peaceful protest is completely ignored, which is why everyone thinks all these protests involve riot gear, trespassing and fighting.

My sister’s MIL at one point never failed to show up unless in the company of Michael- a large, homemade African American Cabbage Patch-style doll who dated from when my BIL was a tot. Michael would travel, strapped in, in the front seat of the car, wearing clothes that my MIL would then put on my nephews. She would…