Sadly there’s pretty much nothing we can do to get rid of him. Removal requires a functional and ethical Congress, which we haven’t had in...well, maybe ever. And I’m not holding out hope for 2020 either, because as stupid and crazy and terrible as he is Trump does enjoy one massive advantage in that his opponents are…

No one should want to replace him. If he is out, Pence is in. Pence is both competent and an extremist on many fronts. It’s better to have Trump in there doing nothing.

Interestingly enough, this might not be true. According to a Fox poll(!):

To admit to voting for Trump was a mistake takes a level of self awareness that Trump supporters do not possess. They have bought into the Amway. The time share in Boca. The pyramid scheme. They have paid for the extended warranty on their leased Toyota Avalon. They are the temporarily inconvenienced future…

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

Yup. He looks “tough” in the driver’s seat, but has absolutely no fucking clue how to drive the truck.

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

“This is exactly why I am such a strong advocate for people being allowed to openly carry guns when visiting zoos.”

What a wuss. My wife’s taken a foul tip to the face plenty of times but usually just tells me to take a shower and go to sleep.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

Just in the unlikely event that this isn’t trolling, I want to go on record as disagreeing with the entirety of your assessment here.

Then, might I suggest you attempt to discuss this with a professional. For the first time in human existence we have people trained to not only deal with thoughts like these but also with their underlying causes. Who knows, maybe in a year or two, if you get help, we’ll meat again, and you’ll not just still be…

Firstly I want to say that I’m sorry that you’re going through this pain. It must be very hard. I’ve struggled with depression, but I’m not going to pretend I know exactly what you’re going through.

The problem with the analogy is that if a tree dies it likely has little negative effect on the trees around it. When…

and it’s unfortunate that a big factor in that equation is that we live in a society in which suicide is so fiercely frowned upon.

How fortunate your condition has given you psychic powers to predict the future. Have you informed your wife and children about the happy fate that potentially awaits them?

I really enjoy that you used math correctly. Thank you!

Correct. In the beginning, I was just plain old Godzooks. Then Mr. Nick Denton said he wanted a 20% nicer Gawker, and I complied. When Gawker went the way of the dodo, I was free to be myself again, which is 25% meaner than I used to be, but the same amount mean as I had been.