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Cool stuff, but not much for my E39 M5 :(

"WHY DID YOU TURN, WHY DID YOU FUCKING TURN!?"

Why wasn't Timmy Chang quarterbacking Hawaii?
Is he hurt or has his ten years of eligibility expired already?

To show further solidarity with Encinas, the Browns announced plans to also continue their remission this season.

OK. I'm almost tired of flaming people today. ALMOST