This kind of shit is what happens when privileged kids get raised to believe that they’re special.

Yes, don’t buy a crappy over priced electric car. That also prevents supporting the whinny White Nationalist / Confidence Man known as Mr. Elon Musk...

The carbon impact of a cruise ship is massive. Many, many times the amount per person on an airplane. The average is 650 pounds+/- per day per person. And there are plenty of other ecological impacts, from sewage runoff to bilge pumping to destroying coral reefs to soot to dealing with their garbage.

This should do it. 

“Twat waffle”?  Are you a poster on Adventure Rider by any chance?  That’s a regular insult over there and it is, like waffles, delicious.

I’ll be curious how doing this long-term will affect the steel. Most Barkeepers Friend products (other than the MORE Foam and their Soft Cleanser) are pretty abrasive, with varying degrees of material added for extra cleaning power. I think they specifically say not to use most of their line on stainless steel because…

I know a foolproof way to avoid this problem.

Fuck that. That’s way too much effort for something that is going to happen all the time. You’re basically washing and polishing your truck every time someone touches it. Yet another reason this truck is beyond stupid.

I think Elons problem, aside from being a giant twat waffle, is the for most of his career he was treated much in the same way Steve Jobs was by the press and public, like some kind of tech “Jesus” figure who can do no wrong, ever. But turns out when you look even slightly harder they turn out to actually be terrible…

Elon telling us how comedy works seems about as useful as a toddler telling us which Medicare plan one should use.

False.  Every plane I’ve been on has a water slide. It’s just the cheap airlines save them for “emergencies” 

More like Icon of Disease, amirite?

I mean That cruise ship, hell yea I’d go on that! I have a small carbon footprint in general, so I can use my carbon credits on this. Next Disney would make a cruise ship called the Star Destroyer and will encompass the size of Rhode Island.

Oh I was pretending to be insane.

He said 250,000 miles, not feet.

[stirs shit]

What Musk says: “I need another 12% stake in Tesla to grow its artificial intelligence business.”

to be fair, an extremely specific situational test that’s meaningless except for bragging rights is prime marketing to the typical cyberruck buyer 

Porsche needs to do an equivalent stunt where they race a Cybertruck against one of their cars, only... there’s snow on the ground.