Hair like Margaery Tyrell.

There is one: The Zelda CDI ! :D

They already did, you just don’t know it yet.

“Illusory Chozo ahead.”

“Try morph ball fatty!”

“Try bomb but hole.”

...I’ll see myself out.

The fuck did I just watch?

The pc master race is all bent out of shape, but as a console player I’m excited to return to skyrim. The face-lift will be welcome as well.

This is only cool if you can eventually bore members of your tribe with the stories of your triumphs back in some heroic golden age.

You’ll never forget your first Demon’s Souls experience, you mean. Right?

I’m that guy. Sorry. I loved Demon’s Souls. And it was definitely my first “Souls” experience, one like no other before it. I know it was PS3-only, but I’ll never forget the first time I played it, even the smells I remember. I obsessed over…

Leaving your home isn’t the same as advertising your existence. Since there are no space faring civilizations in the neighborhood, we can jog around the block without getting mugged.

It’s ESPN 8 or go back to bed.

I spent hours in Dark Souls trying to figure out what I was doing wrong. I totally missed the path leading up to the easy area and kept going down to where the skeletons/giant skeletons were. “Man, this game really *is* hard!” I said, each time I died.

Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

OK, I get it. I know it’s a Harry Potter rule that the Defense teachers have something wrong with them, every time, but by Odin this guy is not hiding anything. I can see the first day of class now:

“All right students, let’s open up your syllabus. First of all, you’re going to be expected to, by the end of this class,…

If you think that’s the rudest thing about Curry, you never hung out in my college dorm room after an Indian food buffet.

“For Frodo”

More like a shout-out to Kung Fury if anything. They even lifted the Laser Unicorns logo, and key scenes. Totally intentional, and pretty damn funny. Here compare the trailer:

Everyone first thought that said “porn”, right?

Coverage, that’s someting I wasn’t expecting.