Raced a Mustang in my youth in my 03 bugeye. Of course we came around a bend right into two lasers. Easily going 100+

I once thought I had died in so many alternate universes that the only ones left must be the most perverse and strange. Still, each time I pass, the shadows of doubt provided comfort from my bright new reality. As I read this article, another spot of shade dissipates into the light and I fall deeper into the certainty…

Dangerous, not dangerous. It doesn’t matter. Some of us are SO confident on this planet that everything’s going to be fine and we can overcome any obstacle because “grandfather got through the tough times.” We’re everything and nothing to this planet, the galaxy, the universe. We have hard evidence of catastrophic…

“F@#k it.”

He takes 1 small hit and everyone just loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. Anyone remember that billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne, driving around in a Lamborghini with more than one female passenger in a 2 seater, breaking all the rules? This is kind…

Bill Gates.... Beauty.

Because sex sells and thats sexual.

Call me an A-Hole, but these MT dudes annoy me. I think it’s because they talk quite a lot and I don’t really find them funny.

....go on

Did this with a very nice can of pop the other day. My spoiler saved it. I opened it when I got home and enjoyed it.....and these are the days of our lives.

This is the greatest comment I have ever read or seen. My mother used to watch that damn show all the time. I would just be standing there pointing my hand in anger at the TV, saying “Look, he’s going to say some ridiculous pun, put his fucking sun glasses on and walk out of the frame, dammit MOM! It’s the same thing…

Whenever we do “officially” find aliens and make contact, I’m really hoping they’re like Alf. That would be spectacular.

Yes, I believe that’s obvious. But, what’s really going to bake your noodle later on is, would I have been able to troll you If I hadn't said anything?

Trees Lounge, now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time...a long time.

First of all! that comment was meant to be part sarcasm and part playful. I have no intention of feeling the full wrath of the opposite sex, Women can be super dangerous. Secondly, if you want to have an argument about this, I’m warning you I have a small man brain and this will be no different than arguing with a…

Stop! I can explain everything people! It’s called “No Man’s Sky” because that’s....... what it’s called. How bout we just call it “No Person’s Sky” better yet how about we call it “Nobody’s Sky” and nobody gets to play it because someone got offeneded and wanted to draw attention to their blog post by writing this…

Just so we’re all on the same page, this movie was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I’d rather watch reruns of burn notice with no goggles in a pool of soap than see this gigantic waste of money ever again.

But, aren’t cars going to drive us everywhere in the future? I mean how sustainable is this business model, we’ll no doubt be naming them more often too. “Seriously Carl! I said stop at taco bell before you pick me up, I’m drunk ok! I can’t do everything!”

Lol.. those Aliens.. amiright!

Can’t wait till they finish this and then the whole thing just blasts off. Introducing iShip.. and the better news, we’ve got 3 new colors exclusive to Apple; Nubian Black Crystal, Galactic Gray and Meteor Pink.