The only thing that is actually regulated is emissions. You can go crazy with the body and Johnny Law won’t care. High, low, hydraulics, pneumatics, weird wings, no doors, NOBODY CARES.

But your emissions need to be in order. Your malaise era muscle car better have every inch of vacuum line spaghetti and that smog…

I don’t expect that his court experience will go any better. My father got a parking ticket for parking in a no parking zone. The zone was not marked. There were no signs. The judge literally said the lack of signs is not relevant. My dad could afford the $400 fine and the lost time in court. For lots of other people,…

This is a car site, right? There’s no mention of the car he’s claiming is damaged. What is it? Is it a stock vehicle that is high-centering? Is it a slammed 350z that bottoms out at every curb and railroad track? Or is it a Minivan that’s bottoming out as he’s flying over it? It would actually give us some background…

“I had already told him that if he had a problem with the bump right outside his garage, we could look for menu money to see if we have the funds to remove it.”

Airbags.  Obviously.

Good point, things worked out just fine for Edsel!

As an optimist, I like to appreciate how far the British have come since the dark days of Lucas electronics. In 1974, signaling a left turn could cause anything from no lights at all to random complete electrical failures to universe-swallowing quantum singularities. A little headache from a mere paradox is a small…

This was also an issue with the Edsel Villager, as I recall.

There’s been an “owners” forum for over a year now. Apparently words have no meaning.

WAIT ARE YOU SAYING I CAN’T GET HIGH AND NAP IN THE BACK OF MY TES

They oddly did the same thing with the Telluride, comparing it to full size, body on frame, SUVs based solely on its boxy appearance. An extra foot of length is a MASSIVE difference between cars. 

I think your internal calibration device is broken. 185 inches is much smaller than 197 (6.5% shorter) [it’s also 4% narrower] , 3800 lbs is much less weight than 4300 lbs (13% less weight) and 27.5 mpg is much better than 23 (19.5% better mileage).

came to post the same thing. These are roughly the same size as I (5'9") am roughly the same size as Mark Eaton.

The difference between 197 inches and 185 is huge. They aren’t roughly the same size - they are in different classes.

In Jalopnik news: A V8 with no mufflers and ITBs sounds like a muscle car.

It’s really bland but if it showed up under a less terrible president everyone would just shrug.

Because it was designed by famed industrial designer Raymond Loewy, who certainly knew what he was doing. It looks understated and still fresh and modern.

It’s a tacky, unoriginal livery that lacks any class, panache, or refinement.

The Trump livery looks “fine” it just looks like an aircraft that belongs to the USPS.

Derp