Never said it would, that was a separate point on how the author does not understand the intricacies of self-motivation.

*******. Can't give this enough stars. The author is fighting a false premise. Does anyone actually believe simply putting the bracelet on makes you more fit? It's implied that you need to use it as a tool, not the end goal.

cute. glad you enjoy shitting on people trying to better themselves for humor. sweet career you got there.

All valid points, but as soon as he called the users 'childlike' as if they were simple idiots he lost me.

Ah yes, that's why depressed people can just say to themselves "Wait a minute, I don't want to be depressed!" and poof, they are magically happy. Recognizing that you need help is hard to do, and articles like this that shun the help and shame the helpless are irresponsible and reprehensible.

"Childlike people unable to appreciate the inherent value of sweat, pain, or strength wear the Fitbit as they work out"

Yes...Nick Saban is a lazy coach...really nailed it there. Its possible he doesn't allocate resources to kicking, and also possible he doesn't realize the value a quality kicking instructor could bring, but to imply that Saban or any other first class coach is too 'lazy' to do what they need to do to win is idiotic.…

I disagree with only one statement here "You can have a laugh track, or you can have annoying piano music, but you cannot have both."

Why is this news? The person was purposefully trying to be a brat and bring a mug that didn't work with the corporate sponsors. Powerade pays a ton of money, not to have some cat mug sit there instead of their logo. Next time just write an article BIG MONEY BUSINESS BADDDDDD, HURT POOR INNOCENT SOUL MINDING HIS…

If I was this girl's parent, I'd be pissed. And by that I mean at her. She was part of a riotous mob guys. She's not innocent. I don't care if she was just observing, what the hell are you doing on the street? It's all fun and hilarious until the riot police show up to do their freaking jobs, then when they…

Discuss the fake quote you posted that is nowhere in the article? The irony of Deadspin viciously attacking anyone for appointing themselves moral judge and jury is as thick as the earths crust. Both you and the BBWAA suck equally, rest assured.

Greg Cote for the win! Freaking nailed you guys. " I love, love, love that Deadspin today refers to some voting writers as "attention-seeking trolls," a blindspot in self-awareness by a website that leads the league in self promotion."

Disagree with Deadspin = you're dumb. Tom Ley in a nutshell.

Ugh, Chris Kluwe is the worst. Please stop giving this guy a platform.

"You do not get brownie points for climbing out of a hole you dug."

How is that racist? Simply pointing out someone's skin color is not racist if you don't connect it to anything.

Could have sworn I replied to this completely incorrect comment by Greg Howard. Gotta love how deadspin deletes any comment that disagrees with their crazy agenda (and the fact that the have an agenda? odd as well) Censorship ftw!

I'm a fan of this guy just because he gave me the opportunity to picture Tom's face and his head exploding as he listened to this from his perch of judgement. It must have been glorious.

yes it absolutely fucking is, awesome job rlchc. Its not often these flamers get knocked off their holy pedestal so perfectly. bravo.

Does it annoy you that you have become an involuntary champion for marijuana, and are constantly asked about marijuana as opposed to any other things you find important?

(I am aware of the irony that this question is ALSO asking you about marijuana )