God, that line at the end. Crying at my desk. Thank you for writing and publishing this.

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

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Man. He got hit in the head so repetitively his son went crazy.

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

This isn’t Blink-182.

Lots of fosters aren’t housebroken, some of them haven’t even in been in a home before. How would they learn to go outside to do their business if they’ve never been inside a home before? Your job as a foster home is to train them! I’ve fostered over ten puppies from 5 weeks old to three months old and every single…

What does this have to do with simplifying regulations? Everything was going according to plan before Trump decided to get involved. His people are the reason things are so complicated all of a sudden.

The obvious choice is for Billie Eilish to collaborate with Lil Nas X and put “Old Town Bad Guy Road: The Despacito Hillbilly Emo Mumblerap Mix” on the top of the charts for the next five months.

Part of the reason people, who can afford it, fly private jets is that they can do any damn thing they want— include take their dog, the sitter, the nanny, the chef and the butler along.

1) Dogs aren’t imbeciles - they remember people and places, even years later.

Probably trying to nudge another plane off the racing line and misjudged it.

Yes, yes, yes. Nobody is digging through your nasty garbage in 2019 looking for an expired credit card. If cutting it up makes you feel better, go for it! But if someone is going through your kitchen trash looking for ways to steal your identity, then you’ve got some bigger issues my friend.  

Or just throw it away. Pick a day when you’re throwing away the half bowl of chili and the fucked up yogurt that you kept in the fridge too long, and throw the card in there. Nobody is looking for it, and nobody is going to do anything with it.

I knew without looking that the game was in Phoenix.  Griner only does this kind of shit at home.  

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.