You should learn to read.

because despite the concerns over privacy (information people regularly turn over anyways), the gains are often better than the losses.

Actually, we know the questions and the answers. We’ve known them for decades. Boxing has always been a sport built on allowing the impoverished an avenue to what they perceive to be wealth and notoriety if only they will beat each other to a pulp for the entertainment of the privileged. Knowing what we know about the…

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

You may be right about nurses aids who are often perceived as nurses by patients but with far less education, to them it’s likely just a job. It requires a lot of education and motivation to become a registered nurse, and I’ve known a few of both. I think you’re right about the police analogy though, but that they…

I suspect the live-action Marvel shows will be a little more than “kids shows” as well as the Mandalorian. I expect them to be more like prime-time TV (Agents of Shield level, basically). Nothing R and probably not much in the sex area of the PG-13, but the occasional profanity (but no F-bombs) and a fair bit of…

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

Hey incels, it is YOUR fault that it is involuntary. Quite being assholes or creeps to potential partners and other human beings. Get some fucking self-respect and respect others.

Your bigger problem is that you didn’t bother to find out how the feature works.

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.