You should learn to read.

because despite the concerns over privacy (information people regularly turn over anyways), the gains are often better than the losses.

Actually, we know the questions and the answers. We’ve known them for decades. Boxing has always been a sport built on allowing the impoverished an avenue to what they perceive to be wealth and notoriety if only they will beat each other to a pulp for the entertainment of the privileged. Knowing what we know about the…

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

I’m not out there to twist nobody’s ankle