I've seen spaghetti dishes that look less clusterfucked than THAT.

Not because it's the fastest way around a corner, but because it's the most exciting.

400k to build a racetrack?

That the video looks like it was recorded with a potato.

Is it a case of outdated plug (like "ECU connects to laptop via parallel port") or outdated software (and Ferrari don't want a beta Windows 7/8 version to have a bug that blows up the engine)?

Rest in peace, mate.

But it helps with dragoning (where's that photo of a Jalop staff doing that in an auto show?)

Pull the string on the Carlos Ghosn and it says...

You forgot the pause! It's "to build the most interesting car...

Because nothing says speed like a speed like a speedometer that goes to 11:

As a Spaniard, I doubt my government would try to do something like that. They're too busy filling their pockets with money and fucking us in the ass (with no lube!).

Yes, if you are British (and thus drive on the other side of the road).

I'm pretty sure he said to the production team "I've listened to this with headphones and it sounds like I said the n-word when I tried to mumble it. Is there another take we can use?"

Everybody sing along: You spin me round right baby right round, like a record baby right round, round round...

Take the pain out of pasta by cooking it in the microwave with this clever device. I admit, I raised an eyebrow when I saw this, but it has fantastic user reviews.

Yep, because hearing that he will "stop the start-watch" is not dumb, it's funny.

"$1500/hours you put into it = minimum wage job bro"

Grappling hook plus parachute? Someone's played Just Cause 2, I presume.

Because the hatchback makes more sense in the real world? You know, where things like maintenance and insurance and practicality exist? Yes, the RWD coupe with perfect weight distribution is a better driver's car, but the Cupra gives almost the same thrills (except powersliding) with less compromise.

It is a great car, specially since it's basically German engineering at Spanish prices, but I'm sorry, less asshole?