...what does the blue-haired thing have to with the car? How is that supposed to represent "an ambitious me"?

Well, I think that to drive a sub-8 car you need balls large enough to be used as ballast.

She can pick my American, if you know what I mean...

Seems a bit harsh. I would suggest a more "psychological" labor: help people who've been injured in traffic accidents. After hearing "Some street racing punks thought it would be a good idea...and that's why I'm in a wheelchair" for the 5th time they would cave in and think "NEVER DO THAT AGAIN".

But that wouldn't help the interior or the value (unless the price gets under 35k WITH those "mods" added.)

It's probably a feedback loop. Guys start a succesful TV show, gain fame, which means they will be guest on other TV shows, which means will give them more fame, which means they will appear on yet more TV shows, repeat.

No. Speed didn't kill him.

Technically, he didn't die doing what he loved. He died from the injures provoked by an accident he had doing what he loved.

That I can understand, but how the fuck do you pronounce "pae" as "paje" or "paye" and not think "that doesn't sound right..."

I don't think anyone would look at the footage and think "Hmm, maybe I should open an account at Santander, they seem to know what they're doing with other people's money".

As a Spaniard, Richard's pronunciation of "paella" was awful to the point of being hilarious. It sounds like "pajela".

...some say that he can be shipped within the EU for 5 pounds, and that he has acquired a taste for Jeremy's cooking...

I think I saw a "Ciudad Real" on one of the walls, so I would say it was this one:

I loved how he says "it's never easy to forget a bad race" and suddenly gives it a dab of oppo.

...I swear I've seen one of those today. Same "Rover with plastic and roof rack" look.

Be a real man and paint it pink yourself. Just get some masking tape, old newspapers and a can of spray paint and she could have the wickest whip in da 'hood.

What's the record for number of CP votes in NPOCP?

I thought it was "autotragic".

I think this is what is know in the drifting lingo as a "missile" car, which means it's used for practice. It's like the knife a training chef would use: not a precise engineering tool, but something that will be used and abuse to death so that the user can hone their skills.

*Runs over the flag guy*