1. Also, let me modify 4: They're greedy businessmen.

If you want to try online racing, I suggest you look at some forums for organized races/ race series. Organization usually means serious drivers who want to maintain a reputation of cleanliness, so you won't find yourself racing against "WOOHOO DEMO DERBY BRO!" and "i'm 11 what's a brake pedal?" types.

Now that you mention that, here's a list of Jalopnik Ken Block "real names":

It also involves both of them doing a really bad job, so one blows and the other sucks.

No, let me explain: If you go to a party in Montecarlo and say "yeah, I got here driving my Miata/MX-5/Eunos Roadster" they will laugh at you. If you go to a party in Montecarlo and say "yeah, I got here driving my Jagwire F-Type" they will look at you will respect and a bit of envy.

TONIGHT: James bores passengers to death, Richard feels sick, and I try kart racing on a boat!

I called Bill after I left the towing company, he asked if there was anything salvageable of his car, he went silent after I told him there wasn't anything left.

Does she have *ehem* "big air cushions" or are those natural?

Yes, you can do that.

My exact reaction.I can't wait to see what hillclimb asphalt-eaters will participate this year.

"Customizing your car in appearance and performance (ala Forza) with a complete livery editor and everything is another big part of the game. Cars can level up to the point where an E30 M3 becomes a full on touring car."

Because the alternative is replace it every time you overcook a drift and hit a wall ass-first.

Ah, I see you've got a copy of the Jeremy Clarkson manual: "How to fix every machine...

Less down-force? But regular driving (city OR highway) doesn't use down-force at all.

ITALIAN cars.

I'm sorry, but NOTHING shall beat Red Rock Valley Speedway. Banked corners! Long straights! It's like an oval, except it's not!

The things I do to pay the bills...

Well, you mentioned training, so there's that:

I guess by sending a CV, like everyone else.

Because Rally is not popular enough. No rallies = no reason to have rally cars (which are later tuned for rallycross use). It's just not a TV-watching sport (unlike closed circuit racing), and unless Ken Block gets good enough and had a good enough car to win stages and maybe a championship, that's probably not gonna…