"They don't really offer stripped out machines built for speed and fun anymore. "

I don't think so. Compare:

The elegant way of saying "GET OUT OF MY WAY, POOR PEASANT!"

I find that photo strangely beautiful. With a little rearrangement you could make a modern sculpture: "Ode to automobiles".

Big metal penises?

Don't be so enormously one sided! TAS is a lot more than 80s tuned cars. For one, there are a lot of Toyobaru. Like, more than 80 versions (and most of them don't have the Rocket Bunny kit). There's also show cars, Euro cars, VIP, part selling...

Would you believe I've learned that from "Canada's Worst Driver"*?

Yeah, make something like a mini-Corvette. Kinda like the Toyobaru: cheap, small, RWD, fun to drive. Make it so, when they grow older and wiser and richer, they look back and think "Man, I had so much fun with my Chevy, I think it's time to step up and go for the big Corvette"

Oh, look, it's trying to look like a 288 GTO! Ain't that cute...

The Liberty Walk logo/plate combo is tacky, but apart from that is fine.

Free stuff is for SOCIALISTS!

Of course! They make the glorious sound of "*screech* HELL YES OVERSTEER!", succeded by the sound of "FUCK NO I'VE SPUN! AGAIN!"

Assholes, dicks or maybe pussies (depending on self-confidence level).

Comment about the act of preparing popcorn and watching.

As American as suing for everything, hating socialism and having lobbies that, somehow, don't count as corruption.

I would own everything and turn it into a Moonraker-styled evil overlord main HQ.

Seat 600. Based on the Fiat 500, it was the car that motorized Spain. It was the equivalent of the Beetle or the Mini. Small, cheap, could seat 5 or 6 (this was pre-mandatory seatbelt times), and with a little bit of grease elbow it can be turned into an Abarth machine.

Even better! That means "she" may get to "The Big O" while screaming OH FORD!

I'm pretty sure if you stick a cat up your exhaust it will severely affect the flow AND you'll end up with a pissed off cat.

Understeer? Nothing a bit of downforce and some suspension tweaking can't handle.