And to think that to some super-talented and super-lucky people, doing this is part of their day job...

An escape road? That's part of the old Interlagos track. Red part is old track (not used), green part is new track, blue is old track (used)

Well, team orders have always existed, and if it's the World Drivers Championship at stake, you bet your KERS there will be no resistance from the other driver.

She's an icon in the same way the little drawings in my Windows 7 desktop are icons.

I would suggest new hardware it in, if it runs Toca Race Driver 2 and has the red Logitech Momo Wheel it could be pretty damn old.

I know, but I wanted to make a spooky story. Better than just saying "Use Google, dammit"

Because if you don't take them right, you'll end up with the car pushed again a tree and "red water" flowing out of your body.

"Lord, I was born a ramblin' men...."

Yes, very responsible...I mean, she even has in-built airbags!

Chaparral 2J. Snowmobile engines driving fans that sucked air under the car, effectively creating a vacuum and thus generating MASSIVE downforce. Of course, if it drives over gravel/astroturf it will be launch at great speed, and if there's a bump and the vacuum breaks, say goodbye to all your grip.

I thought Italian meats were better served with a bottle of red wine.

#corrections

Little map: blue circles are the metro stations, red circle is the sporting complex.

...is that spoiler real? Jesus, it looks like something straight out of Need For Speed Underground 1.

I'm gonna go with the Barcelona metro, and I've got the best reason of them all.

It's more fun when the photos match.

You want a response? Here's my response:

Well, it's hard to go faster when your balls are inside you, and thus can't act as a stabilization device.

Let's do a quick test. I've changed the words "Gran Coupe" into "Big-Ass Sedan", see if it makes more sense:

Why would you need to move 1200 donuts? Bribing local authorities?