There was a time when F1 had US Grand Prix East (Watkins Glen) and West (Long Beach).

Why wouldn't the bull have a speaker on it's shoulder?

Isn't it ironic? To lengthen your "straight" you need curves.

Oh, I sure love playing with those DICS!

Actually, it's a brilliant ad. Because it started an internet flame war, it has gotten more exposure than if it was just a "regular" ad.

Well, if we're talking about fun-sized versions of supercars, here's my entry.

Sir. The "stick-shift" would be still in place.

Ok, beat this: I would sell my only child's testicles AND my own (If I've had one kid, I don't need them anymore).

Respect.

Yes*

Down-shift AND push the throttle. Racing at an oval at 220MPH? Doesn't matter, down-shift, throttle, BAM! Instant overtake.

Yeah. Fuck Cancer! Fuck it with a big biological rusty pole.

I suspect it would be something like this (yes, the voice is in Spanish, but don't worry, the important message is on English)

You want to know his secret? He's not standing on his thighs. He's standing on his massive balls.

Not really worrying, since it's rear-engined.

Google says it's a train. No, really.

Since it probably needs repetition:

Excuse my language, but YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER!

"I burned one to find a fullback fake halfback toss out of a jumbo set"

I would totally play "Farmaggeddon", "Need Farm Speed" and "Farm-Zero X"