I might be stupid, but what the article says now is this:

I'd like to recommend this to everyone, even SSX newbies. It's fun, it's fast, and it requires finesse like few games have required.

It is, because of one simple question: complexity. More powerful hardware = more complex hardware = more things in it to go poof.

You mean free...Internet...almost anywhere?

What the hell is Quake?

Come on, not THAT many people have 450hp on their cars. 150 is more than enough to kill.

Culito. Hey, you wanted a rhyme, I gave you a rhyme.

But it's a shiny thing! That should get their attention! Make it multi-touch, social networking and bullshit-powered!

Ouch. That's beautiful and painful at the same time.

Either he was on drugs, medication-induced sleep, or just wanted to have the ultimate adrenaline rush.

Is that the name of the Chinese rip-off version?

I thought the headline read "Here’s a Flight Stick Modded to Work with a PS Vita" and I was like "WHY?"

I present you, the 1931 Baffle Ball. If you played Microsoft Pinball Arcade you may remember this one, and if you didn't:

Also, the fact that (going from memory here, so details will be missing) Mazda made two cars:

This. Borderlands, on it's own, was a complete game. It has a start, an end, a post-end (getting all the orange weapons anyone?), and the DLC only added more stuff to the story (expect for the Moxxi arena one) and, more important, MOAR GUNS!

Well, Guitar Hero gave the young generation a reason to pick up a guitar and learn to play.

Good god is that ugly.

For a moment I thought "wait a second, since when does the Nordscheilfe has sand?"

I think "I used to be an adventurer like you before i took an arrow to the bleep" would sound funnier. And more painful.

I thought 50% meant "mediocre, average, middle-of-the-range", not "hideous". That would be something like a 28%.