What a sweet little boy.

I just...[rubs forehead]...what the hell are you doing on a sports blog?

Heh ... fun fact - I’m an iOS developer and, more specifically, the lead for the mobile dev group at my company. It’s basically my job to solve problems handed down from the top then, once solved, hand it off to my Jr. devs to polish it up.

I don’t know why I am surprised or get worked up about the comment section here anymore but man, oh man, it gets me sometimes.

I was jerking off when the bulletins came across the TV saying Diana had died. Totally ruined my efforts. No need for a re-try in 10 minutes, it was no use. Thanks a lot, Diana.

I’m gonna say NP because lately it seems if the car has ANYTHING wrong with it what so ever people here tend to vote it down. Guys, it’s car site. Sometimes “some assembly is required.” Plus, it’s a cool lookin’ truck. Yeah, needs some help, but it is rarer, and cool.

True story, I used to write for the Onion; specifically the Onion News Network. These were my ideas, for example: http://www.theonion.com/video/biden-cr… and http://www.theonion.com/video/first-op…

......i had to....moon told me to

I went once to Cuba and had a wonderful time, it’s truly a lovely place with it’s ups and downs. I learnt two things there: the embargo is nothing short of criminal and their mechanics are FUCKING GENIUSES.

I was walking with my mom around El Malecon and we saw a guy wrenching on his “Almendron” (their nickname for…

Well that took a dark turn.

Ummm, that’s a strange one, from a hockey standpoint; Hall is an actual good player. I assumed it would be RNH who’d be shipped (though I suppose there’s plenty of time for that).

Peter Chiarelli

Lol, when I’m driving tired, I just text people to keep myself awake. It also helps you sobering up and powering through a hangover.

I fell asleep behind the wheel once. Thankfully, the rumble strips woke me. Now, if I’m tired, I will pull off for a nap. I was lucky. 6,400 people a year aren’t.

If only there had been a Jeep with a good transmission there to stop it... or something along those lines.

And the Jeep transmission problem claims yet another life.

Statistically, owning a gun greatly increases your odds of being injured or killed by one. Might make you feel like more of man, but I prefer the longer life span.

Don’t forget Tom Hardy’s amazing turn as Max in Fury Road that was almost completely silent.