If this gorgeous brown longroof (and convertible!) with a stick shift had an oil burner up front, it would cause Jalopgasms of epic proportions. Even with a gas engine, it’s pretty much perfect.

And at $55k, it’s worth every penny. So much want. Definitely putting one of these in the fantasy garage.

Seems many are confused here, the addition to the object created a subtraction through distraction.

Bruising your knee.

The Maple Leafs have a long and proud history not of making the wrong pick but of trading away the right one. Scott Niedermayer, Roberto Luongo, Tyler Seguin...we’ve kind of got that one on lock.

You’re doing it so wrong.

Exterior: I can get behind that. Interior: WHAT THE FUCK.

Does anyone else want to throw up or

The suicide girl of the automotive world.

If I could, eventually. TVR Sagaris. The suicide girl of the automotive world.

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

Plumbing Fittings, Ranked By JR Smith:

I’ll do the same thing in my living room to celebrate the first Sunday of the NFL season.

No word yet if the penalty box will have a Jager bomb machine.

This will serve as a warning to all of the doping cheetahs in the Olympic village.

And of all the cheap cars to buy on Craigslist, trust me, you don’t want that one. It was awful.

Take THAT, Chilton manuals!

They forgot to waterproof this one.