So is it safe to say you are Jalopnik’s resident desert racer?

IS IT TOO LATE TO CHANGE

This is something that could easily be written in an hour, assuming Torch had the knowledge already (and I have no doubt he did). Do a search for something he half-remembered from a book, write the story around it, bam.

“My hands!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HANDS????”

The lady is not Travis’s sidepiece, she’s his fiancée.

I literally laughed out loud.

Then a hoard of people came to see what I was laughing about, so we watched it again.

They all laughed, except for one gal- the Brit.

But then I found out she wasn’t British, she was actually dutch, and she didn’t laugh because she didn’t realize it was supposed to be a joke. She just…

Q: Which do you prefer? The race car or the road car?

When the kids are EXTRA late for soccer practice

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

Wow, today’s COTD came early.

Good Morning! Welcome to The Morning Shift, your roundup of the auto news that infuriates you!

37?

Or you could just show up in a Mustang golf cart and the other golfers will just let you play through, if they know what’s good for them.

Goddamn, it’s like the wind picked him up and smashed him to the ground as hard as it could.

Anyone know whether his cage collapsed or the sheer trauma got him? Always wondered which one happens first with modern safety regulations.

Been there, done that. Oil bath air cleaner no less. On the positive side, the sheen of 10w40 means ALL my kitchenware is non-stick now.

Dudes usually have to be around 75-80 before they get to the tripping balls state.

Congratulations, Mr. Gonemad and Mr. Color-Commentary, on COTD today! I have a Camaro for you both which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finishes buffing the hood.