But I've watched Top Gear and I know hiluxes address made of an adamantium/vibranium alloy that makes them indestructible. 

Fellow Eaton owner here. Sadly no one cares about our fantasy teams. And yet a growing segment of this blog is dedicated to stories about watching other people play video games, so maybe there could be a growing market for podcasts where dudes lament their fantasy team misfortunes, who the hell knows.