It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

Men will NEVER admit they are the most dangerous threat to other people in this world. Not all of them, of course, but men in general have caused fare more deaths than any woman, child, or animal (except maybe mosquitos!) . Whether it’s their egos or greed, they seem to be the root of most evil. They’re the ones…

People who use cancer as a metaphor are worse than Hitler.

we are the best!

Oh sure, there are possible scenarios where it’d make sense. But that’d be one hell of a coincidence.

It’s the back-lit pubic hair rising ominously over the pancake. *gag*

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

Why not?

Make sure to hold on to your children really tightly as you walk in to your doctor’s office though.

Knock knock!

Great idea, everyone should eat candy bars in such a way that afterwards they look like they just performed in a scat film.

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read whatever you want man

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

Heart eyes at that Matt McGorry picture. Mmmm.

Yeah. She really summed up a lot of fucked up ideas and accusations in such few words.

WHY ARE YOU GOING AWAY Q_Q

See, this is the inherent problem with heterosexual hookups. You’re all hung up on “beds” and “Apartments”. Do your bars not have bathrooms?

Black Mage for president!