I never saw the insect winners published, and I looked for it. I think it dematerialized.

I know you are, but what am I?

Guinea pigs! But they do poop a lot.

False flag! Derp!

my only response to these people is "pigs are not bovids", re: a quote in the guardian article from today.

oregon city is a place. This confused me! Duh.

she said she had alright already fixed the typo before the correcting scold was even posted. Why should she thank them for being uselessly nasty?

both maybe?

gross, weird, and confusing.

they also get federal grants to provide contraception srvices to poor people. I forget what its called eta : Title x

I just found that on Amazon and ordered it. Thanks!

I know ! It’s like he’s LARPing his perfect vision of manhood.

to be fair, a good number of these fit sleep paralysis quite well, but we are telling spooky stories. No need to analyze them.

Soooper gross.

the story is about YOU, isn’t it? It was YOU getting your nails done.

Okay, what is semen rejection? I googled it but only found some Yahoo answers nonsense.

because I’m not having sex! Maybe ever again. By if I do, I will get an IUD.

Meat is delicious. There are so many valid reasons to NOT eat meat that delicious isn’t a good enough reason for me anymore. Sigh.

I just remember being really disappointed when I found out it wasn’t a thing

yeah, not in Oregon. You have to get an actual prescription here. I’d have to go to Vancouver. Not worth it.