I had to correct it three times before publishing

Misogynist

Ibuprofen. Bottled water.

and this same cohort of dumbfuckery likes to pass laws that force actual medical doctors to LIE, and interfere with women in every way.

um. The teacher got shot first, with little warning or time to react... I’m not sure arming him would have helped?

Skivvies! Yes! I’m torn now between that and unmentionables.

UNMENTIONABLES!

“Do not use Looncup when you pass airport security”. THAT would be fun to explain...

I was working at a chain smoothie restaurant in Chicago, filling in at a store that wasn’t mine. This store had a HELLISH fruit fly problem, which the resident manager claimed to be the result of a perennially damp basement. As I was helping to prep for close, I noticed that it was kinda grimy under the dish sink (we…

you are wrong

its Roseburg. It’s a white guy.

This applies to women as well. Most primates of either gender aren’t monogamous. The whole thing is a social construct deriving from inheritance laws and other dated crap.

yeah, sorry dude, I lost my hymen in a fucking accident.

that dealy is called a tilde

you totally just made that up, didn’t you? A “slap on the wrist” is a mild or inadequate punishment. “slip on the wrist” isnt even a searchable idiom...

he said "most serious studies", so he obviously has papers to back it up. And he prefaced it with the ASSertion that this is a given. So, you know, obviously real.

Please source your statistical claims. Really, id love to see where you got those numbers.

they use a type of snail, and also when that wasn’t available they used some kind of bug. I’d never heard about crushing gems but I guess rich people might well do that too

I don’t think you can get miscible dye from crushing quartz.

yay! I read the slate article and was so hoping you would respond...