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when I worked at jamba juice, there was indeed a secret menu, that consisted of a faxed around bun h of recipies that bored teenagers had invented. When some asshole tried to order something off the secret menu, however, I would just say “ I don’t know what you’re talking about, but if you tell me the ingredients, ill…

What? No it isnt.It’s related to broccoli but is not at all the same plant.

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I once worked at a Starbucks located on a busy corner in Chicago. We had a restroom that the baristas had to push a button to let you yin, customers only. I refused access to an asshole non-customer. Someone else let him in. He pooped on the floor, then mashed it around under the trashcan.

what a bizarre notion! Someone’s been watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!

you’re assuming that it’s true.

turn it upside down, its easier to see what it is

it looks like it might be toes around a doorknob on either side of the door, with knees pressed against the glass. The water distorts a lot of it. If you look at the lower left, by the "butt cheek", you can see the place where the calf is pressed against thigh. Someone else would probably have to take the pic, or a…

look at you taking an opportunity to tell people online how big your penis is! Adorable!

gluten free on a bottle of aspirin. Also, I saw organic water the other day, which cracked me right up.

it might be loading the ads from a different server than the articles?

four pounds isn't that much. Maybe constipated people who finally go?

she does s pay freelancers, the issue is that she retains control of use of images of HERSELF in perpetuity. I can see both sides.

I had to Heimlich someone once. It was fascinating how effective it is!

Evolution, yo

I’m five feet tall, and the “headrest” on airplane seats hits the top of my head, forcing my neck to an akward and painful angle. If I recline the seat, I can slouch down and avoid this. People aren’t necessarily just being selfish. Or, no more selfish than those who want more leg room.

which they are practically required to do.

nah. I remember"playing dead" when I was really small. But I was actually playing.

um, wrong? Water absolute hydrated you, and most bars don’t carry sports drinks. Water is available and effective. How on earth did people stay hydrated before Gatorade? It’s a mystery!