“we have thoroughly investigated ourselves, and fortunately for us, we have found there to be no foul play and no mistakes made. we have since taken the appropriate steps in order to absolve ourselves of any wrongdoing. furthermore, we appreciate the support from the local community in the understanding that there are…

I bet they were doing an ad read for a VPN at the time.

Utilities and infrastructure should never be run by a for-profit organization

Slang term is called “Hotboxing” and has been a problem since the first railcar moved down the line. 

1980 Cadillac Seville with the diesel V8.

“It’s fine. It’s got a random electrical fault.”

Im sure someone is nostalgic for this car. I’m sure you remember spending your childhood in that back seat playing with your hot wheels and trying to get the drivers behind you to wave back. I’m sure you’re thinking, hey this would be a good car to drive around ironically and take to radwood.

You may see that the car “randomly shuts off,” but I see that Buick inadvertently created the first stop-start system to save fuel and reduce emissions.

In fact, they basically said there aren’t going to be any NEW cars at existing factories because they can’t stop a factory long enough to retool it without going out of business. Their only way of introducing new architectures is building new factories.

I think the tradition is sons in the basement, daughters in the attic… but i could be wrong..

I think it’s fair to say that 99.99% of publicly traded companies do not care about the environment outside of “does it effect the stock price?”

This should be illegal. Creating that much waste and probably having to pay close to nothing to dump it, thereby passing the true cost onto everyone else who has to deal with plastics in our food, medicine, water, etc. If you can’t accurately forecast the demand for these trinkets, then you should have to firesale…

Tulips would like a word.

Meanwhile people starve and the world is burning

Funko building a whole-ass IPO on what was clearly a fad is just fucking astounding to me.

I just hope the stationmaster isn’t the fall guy here and they actually find out the root cause. 

Saw this old disposal technique from Popular Science!

I found the science lab trick works outside the science lab. In lab you use a stirring stick on the edge of a beaker to prevent splashing.

This post needs the Knallerfrauen gif.

You could do what my dad taught me.