I’m just here to hate

So je suis American?

“Why did you do that”
“I am a young man of Italian descent”

“If I can’t say MAGA with a car decal, I’ll say it with my behavior!”

Half of me comes from that “shithole” country. I made it a point to get familiar with the history of Haiti, and even I learned something new after reading this because I wasn’t aware of the Citibank connection. This is just further proof that the US really was built on the backs of slaves and racist fuckery.

I was really hoping for it to be foghorn leghorn and scrooge mcduck but these names are cool too, I guess.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

they do have high lift garage door track kits that can significantly improve clearance and bring the door nearer to the ceiling although you may have to install a different type of opener... still not sure if you can do a lift with a 12' ceiling.... I knew a guy had a lift in his detached garage, so he could raise his…

I won’t speculate about substance abuse (I know too many people who have had problems, so am hesitant to ever use it as a joke), but I wouldn’t be surprised if he had tremendous burnout and needed to get away from it somehow.

Or he went to rehab because the Tesla craziness fueled his alcohol addiction.  That’s much more fun speculation!

Or this beautiful Lotus Esprit for a fraction of the price.

They really should have put these in serial production. And come out with a line of small batch artisanal gasoline in blown glass jars.

I remember a time that if you had tattoos and holes in your face you were a bad ass. I have had a few encounters lately that after my server walked away I thought “dang, he or she is just a dork gallivanting as a cool guy” like I was supposed to be fooled that you’d done or seen some shit but your hands say ‘not a…

I’ve been banned from recommending Jeeps.

Obama wouldn’t go on a Twitter rampage and make this farce into a multi-day “news” story.

+1 Punch All The Nazis

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.

My first thought was Toyota Prado or Nissan Navarra. But why not go with the newest Japanese off-roader?