I said “but MOM that’s where I’d keep my house key so I don’t lose it!”

My F150 gets 10 MPG. So it’s better than the Bugatti.

I paid ~27k for a basic 4x4 with the 3.5 NA motor. Cloth bench seats, column shift. You know, fancy. My friend has a 3.5 PowerBoost that’s a bit newer that she got for around 40k. That thing is really REALLY nice and I could live with/in that for 250k miles. 

Serious though. The maintenance outside of oil changes would be:

Just let it tarnish. Once that tarnish builds up it will sorta stabilize. Stainless steels are not rust-proof. They just rust differently. The surface layer of iron can oxidize, but only a few atoms deep. That’s the black stuff he’s rubbing off. It will come back as long as there’s oxygen. Just wash and wax like once…

1977 Talbot-Matra-Simca Rancho

I just noticed that Amazon is now trying to become the nation’s healthcare provider. 9/month for Prime members. I’m sure all the doctors are professionals and not AI chatbots. 

Buick brand will be replaced by the popular GRFLYS brand luxury mobilizers.

I blame capitalism. Like always. 

It smells better. 

I’ll file this under “Things I wish I understood properly before I tweeted them using my real name.”

I’ll file this under “Things I wish I understood properly before I tweeted them using my real name.”

I drove a Mustang with the Cyclone and a 6 speed, I think it was a 2013 model. I mistakenly bought a 2007 GT with the 4.6 mod V8, even though it was objectively worse in every way except the color. It had maybe 260 bhp in reality. Now I have an F150 with the Cyclone and it’s fantastic. I thought initially that it…

I want to play games in my car as much as I want to play with VR on a pitching ship in heavy seas. If you can do that, well you have some impressive sea legs matey.

There’s a new Countach!!?? The old one was terrible, but glorious. I hope they carry on that tradition. 

What?? That’s a genuine shearling Belstaff bomber jacket circa 1924!! He probably got it from England’s wealthiest man, SIR Jim Ratcliffe FIChemE OBE, CEO of INEOS chemical conglomerate. Everyone who wears one is a MASCULINE MAN with direct spiritual connections to WW2 fighter and bomber pilots and other manly…

Musk should be fired in retaliation for this retaliatory firing! 

You didn’t pay attention to your corporate anti-harassment training! Didn’t they give you a pop quiz at the end?

This right here. There’s no reason to stop making them if they’re selling. 

We’ll just assume he’s bipolar because the healthcare system sucks and nobody gets the help they need with mental health. Must be a crazy dude, not a terrorist!