That pic. It’s not a salad, Deborah.

I took that assumption to mean that their first priority was to develop a rocket that would actually fly well first, before putting any effort into their aiming skills. But you’re right, that’s not exactly a safe assumption.

oh, bethesda

but will it be available enough to be had by anyone except press and scalpers for the 8mo’s it’s being produced?

Yikes.

So really to become a professional race car driver the first actual step should be:

I’m buttmad salty it’s for 3DS and not Switch. I can’t sit with my head pointed down and my crappy eyes focused on a tiny screen with hands cramped around uncomfortable controls anymore. I’ve sold every DS system I’ve ever owned and get sucked back in for certain games, but no way am I doing that again. I guess I’ll…

I’ve heard the word “Heated” three times now.

No, he’s right. The interior surface textures are perfectly flat and devoid of any detail with low poly accessories and an obvious lack of decent lighting effects. It is possible to render a purposefully simplified race car interior to look realistic. They seem to have chosen not to.

I hate to sound disparaging but when you can’t get the hang of what the majority of people call a masterpiece, maybe it’s not the game that has a problem. The controls are a bit different from the “established norm” but when free camera controls were a new thing when this game was released on PS2 it was easy to learn…

You climb giant bosses and stab them in their weak spots in order to resurrect your girlfriend. Also a horse is involved.

for every 1000 people who recognize that line as complete horseshit there’s probably one dumb rich kid wearing supreme and yeezy’s who is sweating it and asking for permission to pull money from the trust fund.

THERE you are

Shh. Let people enjoy things.

well i don’t want to be called crazy so i guess i have to buy it :(

well i don’t want to be called crazy so i guess i have to buy it :(

I’ve never heard of this guy before, but after listening to the sound of his voice for about 7 seconds in one of the clips linked above I am now very pleased that he was suspended.

I worked for my local BMW dealer for a while and all the salesmen would say exactly that, “It’s bad if I don’t get all 10's.” One or two guys would even be so audacious as to plead with customers they had a poor interaction with that “if there’s anything we can do (i.e. give you floor mats) to get you to put all 10's…

So glad I got to see that rusty ladder/highchair thing.

Yeah it’s pretty clear that whatever mesh they were using for a guard got sucked into the pair of rotors on that corner. I’d like to believe they had an inkling of what they were doing with regard to avionics but apparently basic materials quality needs immediate improvement. Maybe they were using cheap zipties and…

Super Metroid has come way up in price since GDQ events have given it a new bit of fame with competitive speedruns of it. I bought a CIB copy from a closing video rental store a long time ago for $15 I think, sold it to a friend who really wanted it for $30 and then I went on eBay and found out copies are going for…