All right, Jezzies, let's get down 'n dirty. I'm here tonight to talk about: PORN. For those of you who go 'ick' (though I'm actually pretty PG-13 about it), I've put my thoughts in the reply.

<3 you, Ms. Sidbe. For serious!

@normawilahmina: AGREED. Ugh. Creepolaville.

@greeneyedfem (MzJ+SG deserve stars): What did the teacher do? If you don't mind sharing...

Showering with students? Uhh... On what planet is that appropriate, unless the showers are separated by stalls and curtains??

Gayle and Fred, wherever you are, I love you.

@VivienneDarkbloom: In my experience, "education" has nothing to do with actually being analytical. Or sensical. Or... Not bigoted.

@Arginusae: Love.

@weeping.rash: BEST EVER!!!

@beabea24: Your mom is my hero!!

@McKinleyHighGeek: I think I know this Frida! Does her name start with a D?

@Calisee: Hahahaha! WOW! I don't know if this guy is for real or just being a bro for Halloween and effin with you... Either way, high-larious!

@Absinthelating: Pic-shurs!!

@sunflowersutra: Probs, yeah. Network TV in the US is The Suck when it comes to trans mentions.

@jianna: Creepiest song ever: "When the Curtain Falls (calls?) For You" by Jonathan Fire Eater. Soooo scary!!

@Nell_fersher: Kiiiiiity! Is she kneading her paws in this shot?

@mandabear: I kinda think this might be normal. I mean, I love my partner dearly, dearly, dearly, but sometimes my brain just has to indulge in a dream of hot Maura Tierney sexx.

@MynameisMoniker: BOD!! Hahaha. Wait, OK, which is worse, BOD or AXE??

@cand86: LOL!! You could give him a lesson in, um, "irony" via Alanis Morrisette...

@laetitiae: Theme songs I love: