@LilyBonesBurana: I prefer to think of myself as an egalitarian.

@sharkie792: I actually disagree with this.

@nopepper: SERIOUSLY. Girls/women can be and are effing VICIOUS. Why is it that nobody (well, few people) want to take this into consideration? Especially queer girls. I don't get that at all, and I'm gayer than a birthday cake.

@YoungBayardRustin: I think what @nopepper is saying wasn't meant undercut what Mr. Schwyzer said, but was intended to offer up another perspective. Makes sense to me. Just because something is in the minority/is considered a "unique" experience doesn't make it any less valid or worth mentioning/taking into…

@heartandanchor: Oh wow, I didn't know about her. She is AWESOME!

@erineloise: Thanks so much for posting here and giving us all a bit of background. I think it's awesome that you stayed in honor of your dad, too. It says a lot about your relationship and I bet your pops was a cool dude.

Wow. Just... Wow. These women are so brave!!

@OracleofGomorrah: I just, I just, I just love you. That is all! Edward Cullen doll! Flesh sock! Raw dog! Skeezer! Spicy jungle juice! My slang vocab just expanded seventeen-fold.

@keldo: Are you SERIOUS? That is HORRIBLE. Wow. I am so sorry. Bleahhhh.

@strawberrychortcake: I can somewhat relate. Mom was Jewish, Dad is from Very Tiny Marginalized Eastern European Country No One Has Ever Heard Of. My last name is a series of loosely assembled vowels and consonant sounds.

It's funny, while I've never really sought out a Jewish community of my own (outside the NYC vaguely gypsy-ish, Klezmerish stylins of certain musicians), I've gotten flak from outsiders (read: WASPs) more than anything else.

@Verbosity: Oh, oh, oh, picture? And I don't mean this in a sleazoid way, FYI...

@sheilagirl: I'm no expert, but some women just don't like penetration. Or it takes the right combo of penetration and clitoral stimulation to get things right. Has she had a lot of partners? I ask this because if she hasn't, she might not have found an attentive enough person.* I know that was the case with me...

@Joie de Vivre: No, no, there's totally a movies section! Click on "channels" and you should see it. :)

@girlwithapen: Awesome :)

@PurplelifeheartsMizJenkins: Hott!

@girlwithapen: Holy crap, I totally had a somewhat Neville-face as a kid. So there IS hope for me!

@sublimelazy: You are my hero now. Do tell what Mr. Douchenozzle says.

@Joie de Vivre: Try fastpasstv.com. But you didn't hear it from me...

Wait, what? NO WORK TOMORROW?! Well, hell, I just earned me an extra weekend day!